Declare yourself an official "Georgie Porgie" with this shirt. The design was inspired by the Official Star Wars Fan Club's ringer shirt from 1982, but with "George Lucas" (Connor Ratliff) in the place of the original's bantha.

You can buy it at The George Lucas Talk Show's official merch store: https://glts.threadless.com/designs/official-georgie-porgie

Wat is what you get when you mix Gizmo and Watto.  It was Comedian Tees' top selling shirt after it launched!

It's no longer available now that the Planet Scum store has shut down.

On Super Bowl Saturday, Riley Soloner made weird food concoctions on the Googy Morning episode "Super Weird Bowl II" where Hoagies and Sundaes faced off. I was asked to make a commemorative shirt so I channeled my love of 90s wrestling tees.

It's no longer available now that the Planet Scum store has shut down.

On the January 2022 episode of GLTS, Jersey Dave introduced us to our new friend Da. Naturally, he had to be on a shirt. However, he also got added to an embroidered hat! This is my first piece of art that's been translated into an embroidery so that's super cool!

You can buy it at The George Lucas Talk Show's official merch store: https://glts.threadless.com/designs/da

After the 11th Sandwich Night, the 2021 Sandwich Night sticker became the top-selling item on Comedian Tees. The black and gray editions of the Sandwich Night 2021 shirt were also on the top seller list.

It's no longer available now that the Planet Scum store has shut down.

Despite a stealth launch, this Watto shirt was already the 4th highest selling shirt within a week of posting (November 20, 2021.) Once Planet Scum promoted it, the shirt rose to second on the top-sellers list (November 25, 2021.)

It's a blend of a moment from The George Lucas Talk Show and René Magritte's "The Treachery of Images."

Buy yours at GLTS' official merch store: https://glts.threadless.com/designs/ceci-nest-pas-une-watto-cup

The "Baphemoth" tee was the highest selling shirt on comediantees.com as of November 4, 2021. It was inspired by a typo from Planet Scum Live viewer PolythenePamster.

I've wanted to make a heavy metal-inspired shirt for awhile now and as soon as Baphemoth was introduced, I knew it was the perfect fit.

It's no longer available now that the Planet Scum store has shut down.

The "Shapes" tee was the highest selling shirt on comediantees.com as of September 30, 2021. It launched during The George Lucas Talk Show's joke week.

It was really fun getting to work in more of a 90s abstract polygonal style compared to the more cartooning and illustration based styles I usually work in.

Buy yours at https://glts.threadless.com/designs/no-one-owns-these-shapes

As of August 2021, the "Pretend" tee is Planet Scum's highest selling T-shirt.

The base layer and individual building were drawn in Procreate on separate canvases. The text was added and the images were assembled together in Photoshop.

This design created such a splash that subpar bootlegs are available, but you should buy yours in the official GLTS store.

Inspired by The George Lucas Talk Show's "Oops, All Crawly" episode where the Planet Scum community got to know the opening crawl we've taken for granted at the beginning of Star Wars films for over 40 years.

This design was created in Photoshop and made such a splash that it has been bootlegged across the Internet.

Buy yours at https://glts.threadless.com/designs/we-all-love-something-that-kills-us-crawly

Inspired by Connor Ratliff's decaying Spitting Image puppet, Rottin Ronnie is a beautifully gross shirt that topped Comedian Tees' top-selling list.

Originally, I did a sketch of Rottin' Ronnie on my own to celebrate The George Lucas Talk Show and the GLTS guys loved it asked me to make one for a shirt. (Their notes were super valuable in refining it.)

Buy yours in The George Lucas Talk Show's official store.

Inspired by GoldieThrawn's Photoshopped Fan Art, this piece of The George Lucas Talk Show merch debuted at number one with a bullet on Comedian Tees' top-sellers list.

Buy yours in The George Lucas Talk Show's official store.

When I designed this shirt, Planet Scum LIVE was in the early days of its "What's in the Box" era so I designed a trippy shirt with Geth's head popping out of the box.

This is one of my favorite designs from the initial wave and I wear it all the time because I'm a huge fan of the 3D effect.

It's no longer available now that the Planet Scum store has shut down.

The final wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch on alice.deals was focused on everyone's favorite Grand Triviamaster, Fluval!

The fifth wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch tied in with our Camp Kristie Lake Halloween special! We also used the opportunity to unveil an evergreen Fluval mug.

The fourth wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch introduced the Grand Aquarium Empire logo patch, the evergreen Hail Fluval shirt, and the limited time "Teacher's Pest" drops tying into Back to School Earth!

The third wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch introduced the Fluval flag and patch as well as merch tying in with Christmas in July Earth.

The second wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch focused on hats featuring everyone's favorite Grand Triviamaster, Fluval!

The first wave of Radio Free Multiverse merch focused on stuff featuring the RFM logo as well as then-recent earths like Pirate Earth and Gotham Earth.